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  2. zoomar:

    A Queer Barber-shop.

    (via willlaren)

     

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  4. (Source: popculturebrain)

     
  5. I would make the perfect American president, based on my skill set, dance ability and bloodlust.”

    (Source: joshgads, via deanpeltonscloset)

     
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  7. my new porch friend, señor frogman

     

  8. "Keeping the picture and the press release sent when someone is named Officer of the Month may give Edna one extra positive sentence to write about a policeman the next time she mentions him; also, as it happens, it is difficult to come by a picture of a cop who gets in trouble, and over the years Edna has found that a cop who gets in trouble and a cop who was named Officer of the Month are often the same person."
    — This 1986 New Yorker profile of crime reporter/my new lady hero Edna Buchanan is outstanding.
     

  9. walkingwithdragons:

    Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

    (via dismissivejerkoffmotion)

     
  10. IMPORTANT

    Ok you guys country bars aren’t so bad

    (Source: thehotvault, via fuckyeahpopicons)

     
  11. don’t you dare tell me this isn’t an acceptable dinner for an adult

     
  12. Jenny Slate for Refinery29, photographed by Atisha Paulson

    (Source: inaturdishmanner, via give-chase)

     
  13. (Source: theone8888, via girl-farts)

     
  14. minim-calibre:

    Ray Holt is better than you.

    (Source: deanpeltonscloset, via give-chase)

     
  15. (Source: clonesbians, via give-chase)